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Had Rodarte made their inner-horror-naughty jumpsuits for the catwalk, followed by limited production, I'm sure I could have slept my way into an EIC position at Vogue by now. Anna, need a job? Oop!

But, this is about the Olympics and covering Tavi's premature eyes.

Though, I wouldn't mind still owning one. For research.

It's always nice when models - besides Naomi - get in trouble. And, more fun when it's Nick Snider.

But next time you're getting arrested (for drinking and disturbing others) somewhere in, oh, Arkansas - and fashion week is coming - with no question you should pull a Nick:

"I am a very famous model."

"If you stop I'll suck your dick and balls if you let me go."

Horny and drunk, are we?

It didn't work for Nick, though sooner or later I'm sure a cop will take you up on the offer and not take you to jail.

I wonder if Nick was tweeting throughout this all.

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Chanel Iman out of her element (via Sonia Rykiel party & someone I follow on Twitter).

I don't know if it's just me - but it seems as if Chanel's career and growth are just moving too fast. I still haven't got over her baby acne.

Should we just wait for her drug stint, paparazzi attacks, weight gain and eternal D&G contract? Oh, and let's not forget a slash actress title.

This isn't even the same bf she posed with for Vogue, for goodness-yet-tackiness sake.

I kid. He's a cutie-pie. Oh, and so is Chanel.

COACD has made my day once again - with Francisco.

Young? Maybe. Do I care? Most likely not.

But now, excuse me as I slowly break things off with Tom Ford, Yigal Azrouel and Nicolas Ghesquiere.

Though I'll opt to hold onto Stefano P.

Did I miss the Beth Ditto convention last week or something?

So much controversy over weight these days (it's all Tyra Banks fault). Katie Grand can't help but to read my mind - though she may have slightly chose the wrong words to describe the covers as 'beauty diversity' - there are people who choose not to eat, some who do and some who just, well, they chose to sleep in on the debut of Rodarte for Target, considering they knew their size would still be available at 9PM a week later. Oops.

Why be intimidated by thinspiration?

Anywho, call me Kate - I'm ready for my (size -10) close up!

Marc, is that you?

And, do you have any spare time before fashion week?

Oh no, don't worry. Lorenzo can watch. Oop!

;-)

Lol.

I've been chuckling for the past few minutes.

Does Givenchy really want to sell their Printemps 2010 couture bevy?

We'll give Viktor & Rolf a pass, considering a new season is ahead of us.

Okay, I apologize - but no one taught me how to blog, diet, rsvp for fashion week and stalk Matvey Lykov at the same time. Oops!

Anywho, was I the only one who thought it was fascinating to see DVF, in her best I have a gay husband fashion, at the ending of every single show, with a guy that I nicknames 'that man,' but never really cared to do my research on him? Clearly, I can't be.

But to each it's own. Lol. It doesn't really matter because 'that man,' or just her creative director, is out of the DVF clan - I heard he was upset with Diane because he didn't get any face time on The City, whilst Whitney Port pranced around in god knows what of ugly dresses and her signature striped blazer - though I may just be kidding, and making up a good post-show in my head.

That man's name is Nathan. Nathan Jenden, that is.

And, he's still being replaced - by a Yvan Mispelaere. Nice name, no? Is he cute? Not really - and neither was Nathan - but, previously designing for Chloe are the secret words to asking for a one night stand. Oops!

Bruce Weber brought nudity and Paolo Anchisi to YSL.

Can you bring the same to Alexander Wang and Rodarte for A/W2010, Nick Knight?

Hot, steamy and skinny-dipping nudity.

The thought of Balmain making a capsule bevy with boutiques, with an inexpensive price tag in tow sickens me to my frail bones. Though they say Christophe Decarnin will take no part in it - the worries still remain.

Balmain isn't fun if I don't have to sleep around for it.

Oop! Jason Preston, is that you?

Are we really missing out on Christian Lacroix this couture season?

'Tis all his own faults, I say. Oop!

Balenciaga Couture is back!

Oop! What I meant was Valentino Couture Printemps 2010, is back in full Balenciaga RTW fashion.

Though, a little mocking wouldn't hurt that dreadful-archive-stealing-design duo that belong back in the accessories department.

"We think that to keep a future in couture, it's necessary to bring a new customer who wants something cooler,"

No, you were actually just afraid the fashion house would pull another Alessandra Facchinetti - though it wouldn't hurt.

Though I'm speaking on their behalf.

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NOT ONLY: IS SHE 13 AND STEALING YOUR JOBS, DESIGNERS AND PRESS - SHE'S TAKING YOUR SEATS TOO - SURE TO WEAR A HAT TO OBSTRUCT YOUR VIEW. OR AT LEAST THE VIEW OF GRAZIA REPORTERS DURING DIOR HAUTE COUTURE WEEK.

OOP, TAVI TO THE RESCUE!

RACHEL ZOE: YOU ARE NOT A STYLIST, YOU ARE A CONSUMER, WHO TELLS WOMEN TO WEAR, BASED ON WHAT YOU FAINTED ON DURING YOUR LAST CASE OF HYPOCHONDRIA - PLEASE TURN IN YOUR KIT IMMEDIATELY. OR DO YOU HAVE ONE? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? STYLING KIT, RING A BELL? OOP!

IT'S NOT TAYLOR'S FAULT THAT SHE LEFT. IT'S BRAD'S AND YOUR 'DISEASE.'

SO, PLEASE STOP BLACK LISTING TAYLOR - AND TELLING HER [HAIR] STYLIST NOT TO WORK WITH HER - SHE NEEDS HER BLONDE DYE, JUST AS MUCH AS YOU NEED BANGLES YOURS.

SEE YOU DURING FASHION WEEK, GIRLFRIEND. XOXO.

IT PAYS : TO BE PROMISCUOUS - WELL, OCASSIONALLY, SINCE I AM STILL WAITING IN LINE FOR NICOLAS G. BUT, LARA STONE'S 4 MONTH TONGUE WRESTLING (AND, GOD KNOW'S WHAT ELSE), PLEASANTLY LANDED HER A WEDDING TO PLAN WITH DAVID WALLIAMS.

HE CAN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT FUNNY OF A COMEDIAN. OR CAN HE?

RUMOR IS, HE'S ALEADY REQUESTING GILES DEACON AS THE CORE DESIGNER FOR WEDDING ENSEMBLE.

....

YOU KNOW, THAT'S DELIGHTFUL AND EVERYTHING FABULOUS - BUT, HE'S ONLY BEEN WITH HER FOR FOUR MONTHS. DID HE NOT SEE HER BALMAIN WORK ETHIC?